"Welcome back..." (to the tune of "Welcome Back, Kotter")

The Bald Eagle is making a comeback...it is no longer on the Endangered Species list. Way to go Bald Eagle, we always knew you could do it!

Jailbird, free at last!

Well I think I'm going to jump on the news bandwagon and talk about the stupid Paris Hilton story. What a crock of s#@&! I still can't believe all of the bologna and that she only had to serve a total of 23 days in jail! Any other member of society would have served more time. And then...while in jail, reflecting on her experience (insert the sound of me gagging), she proclaims the following: "I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter but important lesson from this experience." What a crock! How much did you learn Paris? Well apparently not too much. Right before she was released, she made sure to put on her "Sunday finest" and primp herself with makeup and all to greet the thousand reporters awaiting her exit from jail. Then she makes her appearance, grinning from ear to ear, greeting all of the reporters and cameras for a quick photo-op, followed by speeding away to her mansion. Wow, Paris, you really learned something from your experience...it's good to be a celebrity and have money and fame and maybe I should hire a chauffeur to cart me around so I don't run into trouble again. I can't wait for her next reality show "The Simple Life 6: Probation Paris, the sequel." I guess you can tell by my rant that this has really irritated me. With all that is happening in the world, this made headline news today around the clock.

Anyhow, that's all for now. Tune in next time for more of my ranting and raving!

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